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Welcome To My BlogFatini Mashruddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07699232846630663988noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-774601899550071687.post-63116110008076697492011-12-30T07:22:00.000-08:002011-12-30T07:22:34.465-08:00Baca Jgn Tak Baca Tau!!!!<span style="font-size: x-large;"> Assalamualaikum</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">Hai , nak cakap ni , nak dengar tak ? Ok , kalau nak dengar , ok tapi ade syarat. Syaratnya ialah kena duduk dan dengar betul2x tau ? Ok ! Nak cakap ni ! Baca yg kat bawah tu ! Penat tau copy ! Ok , bubye.</span>Fatini Mashruddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07699232846630663988noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-774601899550071687.post-40459094707993167982011-12-30T07:13:00.000-08:002011-12-30T07:13:16.430-08:00Lawak! Lelaki Handsome vs Lelaki Tak Handsome<div class="entry"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #fafafa; color: #40454b; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam<br />
Perempuan akan cakap:: woow, cool giler...<br />
kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam<br />
Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan bagus...<br />
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kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat<br />
Perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect<br />
kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat<br />
perempuan akan cakap: memang.... muka pun macam<br />
pecah rumah!<br />
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kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg<br />
diganggu<br />
perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero<br />
filem!<br />
kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang<br />
diganggu<br />
Perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia...<br />
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kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik<br />
perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat...<br />
kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik<br />
perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan<br />
tuh!<br />
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kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih<br />
perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..<br />
kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih<br />
perempuan akan kata:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya<br />
meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengok<br />
saja luarannya)...<br />
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kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang<br />
perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya halus... penuh<br />
kasih sayang<br />
kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang<br />
perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus<br />
menyayangi...<br />
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kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW<br />
perempuan akan cakap: matching... hebat luar dalam<br />
kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW<br />
perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?...<br />
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kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar<br />
perempuan akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya<br />
tersebar<br />
kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar<br />
perempuan akan kata: tak sanggup melihat hasilnya<br />
ya?...<br />
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kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas<br />
perempuan<br />
perempuan akan cakap: ini barulah lelaki gentlemen<br />
kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas<br />
perempuan<br />
perempuan akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang<br />
begitu....<br />
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kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati<br />
perempuan akan cakap: let me be your shoulder to<br />
cry on<br />
kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati<br />
perempuan akan kata: kuat nangis!! lelaki ke bukan<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #fafafa; color: #40454b; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>P/S ibnushukran:</b> situasi ni memang terjadi saya rasa.. hehe.. tp apa yang saya nk higlight kan ialah ....</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #fafafa; color: #40454b; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">tak kira la kita ni handsome atau tak, yang dikira oleh Allah swt ialah taqwa kita.. betul tak.. nnti bila masa kita dikubur, malaikat tak akan tengok sama ada handsome atau tak baru malaikat nak soal.. apa pun yang kita buat hanya lah kerana pada yang satu, iaitu kerana Allah swt.. :)</span></span><br />
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Seorang guru bertanya kepada anak muridnye.<br />
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Guru:Jika ayah kamu mendapat RM80 seminggu dan memberi emak kamu separuh,berapakah yang ayah kamu dapat?<br />
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Murid:PERANG!!<br />
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Cikgu:''Cikgu minta kamu ceritakan tentang mak masing2''<br />
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Murid A : Emak saye seorang yang penyanyang tapi kuat berleter.<br />
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Murid B:(dgn bersungguh-sungguh) Emak saye pulak sungguh cantik tapi sampai sekarang belom berkahwin.<br />
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Cikgu: Baiklah murid-murid...hari ini kita akan belajar ABC<br />
Murid C: Saye tak suka ABC la cikgu, cincau ada tak?</span></span><br />
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